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Surprise Surprise
01:00
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i survived 35
who woulda thought that i would be alive at 35
surprise surprise
seemed like forever but the time flew by to 35,
my oh my
i didn't die, i guess now i'll have to be 35
it's been while now since i did a thing like this
i better get caught up on all the songs i missed
three hundred and nineteen ballads and hits
twelve years of quits i making up for it
at 35 surprise surprise
who woulda thought that i would be alive at 35
but i survived
seemed like forever but the time flew by to 35
my oh my i didn't die
i guess i'll have to be 35
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2. |
Catifornia
00:26
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i have cool friends
but they all moved to california
now i just hang out with my cats
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3. |
House
00:31
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finally living in a house
no more drama apartments
i got a living compartment of my own
and three cats and a fiancé i guess
i'm done with living in apartments
we need a place with garage and a fenced in yard
though we live really far outside of civilization
we’re still in this stupid nation
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4. |
Snowhearts
01:07
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shoveling snow made your heart feel sore
that's the story that you told
later on i learned the truth about your heart
and the pieces that were missing that i kept to myself
i didn't know enough
to know better
to know what we were missing
to know the things i should have known
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5. |
Everyday
01:00
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everyday, is something, yeah everyday, is something
don't you go out swinging in the quicksand
don't you wake up singing in the dark
cause everyday there's something lurking
Some unimaginable thing waiting
everyday, is something, yeah everyday, is something
everyday, is something worse
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6. |
Rice Maker
00:52
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expensive rice maker
gonna make a nice dinner
wrap what’s left in triangles
take it to work in the morning
expensive rice maker
gonna make our lives better
short grain when, its raining
makes it sunny inside
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7. |
Frog
00:26
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you had a frog he lived to 35
he didn't look too healthy but always survived it
dodging plecos and a pack pack of cats
he never once hopped out or ever even hopped at all
i'm very sorry that your froggy died
but he lived to be 900 in froggy lives
woah
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8. |
Food is Hard
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food is hard
i’ll choose convenience over smarts
and feel sad that i can't fit into my clothes
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9. |
Currents
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current solution
current solution seems to fail
other solutions
other solutions out of my grasp
the little intrusions
the little intruders on the night
the little excuses
do little to make up for the time wasted
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10. |
Tomato Sandwiches
00:28
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~tomato sandwiches~
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11. |
Sudo and Lion
01:00
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this is a story about two friends
who had a falling out while wrestling
it started out with a friendly hug then
they both got tackled to the ground
sudo and lion
they’re always fighting
even though they are the best of friends
sudo and lion
the fur was flying
but they’ll be best of friends until the next wrestling match
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12. |
Plants!
00:47
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plants!
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13. |
Videogame
00:20
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i got invited to a party but its not the same
as staying home and paragliding in a videogame
i could make new friends with all the people there
or unlock some more achievements in my comfy chair
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14. |
5000 Chickens
00:14
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mal’s got 5000 chickens
living off the land in a house she’s fixin
got married in a national woods
they grew a little forrest and i hope they’re all doing good
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15. |
The Basement
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i will never clean the basement
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16. |
Imaginary Thoughts
01:01
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i just can't stop thinking about things that don't exist
all the thoughts and feelings, and conversations that don't exist
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New Equipment
00:29
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~foreboding ramblings~
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18. |
Bridge Out
00:34
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they gone and blew up the bridge
now we have to find a way around it
just to leave the neighborhood and make our way to work
they gone and blew up the bridge
that leads to civilization
what are we going to do
oh wait i guess they fixed it
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19. |
Midnights
01:23
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midnight fades
still got a lot of things to accomplish today
falling into repetition
still got a lot of ground to cover
moving in circles
looping thoughts are going nowhere
all my actions lead me here
where i started
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20. |
Appointments
00:27
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i’ll never make those appointments
i’ll never make them, oh no no
i’ll never make those appointments
i’ll never make them, oh no no i’ll never do it
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21. |
Platformer Man
00:59
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when we’re eating breakfast, there’s one thing we demand
we’re turning on the greatest platform gamer in the land
i can’t touch my coffee ‘till we carried out our plan
we’re watching raocow the platformer man
raocow the platformer man
he’s jumping over charlies and passing planet cats
and stomping dino-rino-lino-binos in the head
he’s opening some fan art of all his one-eye’d friends
he’s raocow the platformer man
we’re fans of raocow the platformer man
raocow the platformer man
subscribe to raocow: https://www.youtube.com/user/raocow
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22. |
There's a Kelly
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there is a kelly and she’s pretty nice
she’s pretty nice this kelly yeah she’s pretty nice
she’s got 100 plants but i don't really mind
because the plants are nice yeah all of kelly’s plants are nice
though they’re probably gonna take us over
at least i’ll be with kelly in our plant enclosure
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23. |
Jeff's Friends
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24. |
WYYC
00:44
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there hasn’t been a world yoyo contest
since 2019
so gentry stein remains the world champion
on a technicality
i wish i was a world yoyo champion
then the world would be mine
then i could throw a yo-yo
while posing for a photo online
just like gentry stein
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25. |
Little Sound Deidrick
00:41
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i haven’t seen chris in a very long time
and instead of calling or texting hi
i’ll just make a song, about it
chris: sorry i'm bad at keeping in touch. we should catch up.
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26. |
Carl Bunter
00:17
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we’re cereal banter and we’re coming to your town
were gonna play for all six people there
we’re kinda loud so maybe wear earplugs
or don’t even come to the show tonight
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27. |
Hey, Mari
00:37
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hey mari
teach me all latest card games
hey mari
tell me all about your dog
hey mari
give me your worst tunnel dad joke
hey mari
play me all your old folk songs
hey mari
thanks for being an actual friend
named mari
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28. |
Saturdays
01:18
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uncredited voicemail clip
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29. |
Back At The Whiskey Bar
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stop by the whiskey bar in coventry village on saturdays
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30. |
Clutter
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running round the house
cleaning for the only visitor we’re gonna have this year
the clutter seems boundless
how'd it get to be like this again
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31. |
Mastaba Stone Soup
00:17
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tristan is away from his computer
probably on his japanese scooter
he's a r00tin scootin freebooter
i wish he’d log back on so i could send him a roguelike joke
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32. |
Nerdy Board Games
00:26
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when i'm lost in nerdy board games
i can always count on my brother
to explain them to me because i get confused
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33. |
Telecommusication
01:11
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live shows are illegal
can't leave your basement, can't leave your bedroom
we all gotta get creative
get down with telecommusication
facetime jam with doctor jenny
playing virtual music festivals
decked out my avatar in chiptune habbo hotel
i'm going all in, with telecommusication
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34. |
The End Is The Beginning
00:39
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i didn't think that we would meet again
i guess i thought that we'd be distant friends
but all the pieces fell together in
the end
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35. |
Made It
00:48
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never thought that i'd be 35
its just a number
but i survived it all
if you can make it to 35
it isn't nothing
you accomplished a lot
to make it this far
and if you made it this far
you can make it twice as far
and twice as far as that
140 songs for 140 year olds
(what goal, can he do it?)
i'll think i'll stick to 35, thanks
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Nich French Cleveland, Ohio
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